(Source: gifsboom, via dutchster)

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foxnewsofficial:

sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake

(via thats-so-meme)

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vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

(via breakfast-with-satan)

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dermythosdessisyphos:

wewillavenge-it:

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

glasses

(via shrugging)

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rawhumor:

Retail jobs summed up
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rawhumor:

Retail jobs summed up

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4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

(via asianclitoris)

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(Source: doritoslocostacosupreme, via nocigarettesjustalcohol)

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kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

(Source: mysharona1987, via pagingme)

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"

If one day you feel like crying, call me. I don’t promise that I will make you laugh but I can cry with you.

If one day you want to run away, don’t be afraid to call me. I don’t promise to ask you to stop, but I can run with you.

If one day you don’t want to listen to anyone, call me. I promise to be there for you but I also promise to remain quiet.

But, if one day you call & there is no answer, come fast to see me; perhaps I need you.

"

 Robert J. Lavery (via letskeeplifesimple)

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