bedussey: hello there angle from my nightmare the shadow in the background of the slope the unsuspecting vertex of darkness in the y plane we can live like sines and tangents if you want
faineemae: “Who cares if it was racist, it was funny!”
knees actually look like a tiny face is trying to...
"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a...
sodamnrelatable: oh my god BEST JOKE. THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER
officialdogblog: you is kind, you is smart, you is important,
If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it Good luck figuring out which one
Me: *Doesn't party*
Me: *Doesn't drink*
Me: *Doesn't sleep around*
Me: *Doesn't get knocked up*
Me: *Stays up past 1 AM; Maybe goes downstairs to make a sandwich or something*
Parents: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU UP SO LATE DID WE TEACH YOU NOTHING WHERE DID WE GO WRONG YOU'VE WOKEN UP THE WHOLE HOUSE YOU HIDEOUS DEVIL CHILD YOU'RE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY.
when you feel you have lost everything, you still...
dearscience: books unexpected kindness in strangers the rest of the world to travel languages to learn animals to take care of volunteer work to do the power of a good night’s rest the changing of seasons infinite things to learn billions of people to meet and possibly love billions of people who might love you back