May 2013
bedussey:
hello there
angle from my nightmare
the shadow in the background of the slope
the unsuspecting vertex
of darkness in the y plane
we can live like sines and tangents if you want
faineemae:
“Who cares if it was racist, it was funny!”
knees actually look like a tiny face is trying to...
sodamnrelatable:
"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a...
sodamnrelatable:
oh my god
BEST JOKE.
THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER
officialdogblog:
you is kind,
you is smart,
you is important,
If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you
Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it
Good luck figuring out which one
Me: *Doesn't party*
Me: *Doesn't drink*
Me: *Doesn't sleep around*
Me: *Doesn't get knocked up*
Me: *Stays up past 1 AM; Maybe goes downstairs to make a sandwich or something*
Parents: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU UP SO LATE DID WE TEACH YOU NOTHING WHERE DID WE GO WRONG YOU'VE WOKEN UP THE WHOLE HOUSE YOU HIDEOUS DEVIL CHILD YOU'RE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY.
when you feel you have lost everything, you still...
dearscience:
books
unexpected kindness in strangers
the rest of the world to travel
languages to learn
animals to take care of
volunteer work to do
the power of a good night’s rest
the changing of seasons
infinite things to learn
billions of people to meet and possibly love
billions of people who might love you back
