missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

(via the-absolute-best-gifs)

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lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

(Source: mandyclemente)

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offbeatorbit:

jesus fucking christ

(Source: weheartpattinson, via breakfast-with-satan)

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joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

(via fake-mermaid)

308,346 notes

Katy Perry quoting Mean Girls.

(Source: hello-katy, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

96,650 notes

zaynofrps:

Ahh the sweet smell of being replaced

(via smoking-rose)

158,770 notes

kat1712:

redrumtea:

tohmi:

I’m not for abortion
I’m for every woman having the right to choose what to do with her own body
I’m for preventing the fear of what to do with a child that is unwanted or unplanned
I’m for protecting women from back-ally abortions because they have no other option. 

thats why it’s called pro-choice, not pro-abortion

THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL PEOPLE.

(Source: john-marys-sherlock, via saraabigale)

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jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

(via pop-punks-not-dead)

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#me while watching my favourite show/movie

(Source: paulwelsey, via maistyles)

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ellendegeneresofficial:

oomshi:

“out with the old, in with the new” i say as i replace my tampon

youre a boy

(via predictable-much)

112,976 notes

the-absolute-best-posts:

pinkberr-ie:
louboutingirl:
louboutingirl:
Louboutin doin his thang
bow down.
Wow this is amaizing! ❤️

the-absolute-best-posts:

pinkberr-ie:

louboutingirl:

louboutingirl:

Louboutin doin his thang

bow down.

Wow this is amaizing! ❤️

(via forever)

13,870 notes

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

(via predictable-much)

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letmeeatyourchildren:

sherlocksmyth:

THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING.

THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU.

THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.

THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL.

IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY EARLY MODERN ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.

Thine octopus

(via predictable-much)

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

(via fake-mermaid)

456,212 notes

castielcampbell:

laughboard:

lil dude just hugged a chicken

i think we found a disney prince..

the chicken RESTS ITS HEAD ON HIS SHOULDER!! LIKE THIS HAPPENS ALOT!

(Source: hannahbowl, via predictable-much)

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