#me while watching my favourite show/movie

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ellendegeneresofficial:

oomshi:

“out with the old, in with the new” i say as i replace my tampon

youre a boy

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the-absolute-best-posts:

pinkberr-ie:
louboutingirl:
louboutingirl:
Louboutin doin his thang
bow down.
Wow this is amaizing! ❤️

the-absolute-best-posts:

pinkberr-ie:

louboutingirl:

louboutingirl:

Louboutin doin his thang

bow down.

Wow this is amaizing! ❤️

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leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

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letmeeatyourchildren:

sherlocksmyth:

THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING.

THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU.

THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.

THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL.

IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY EARLY MODERN ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.

Thine octopus

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

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castielcampbell:

laughboard:

lil dude just hugged a chicken

i think we found a disney prince..

the chicken RESTS ITS HEAD ON HIS SHOULDER!! LIKE THIS HAPPENS ALOT!

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chavirabby:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know more about The Lion King! (Source)

Because this movie is the best movie for every fucken generation to ever inhabit this earth

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death-by-lulz:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

death-by-lulz:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

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thelovenotebook:

Good Vibes HERE

thelovenotebook:

Good Vibes HERE

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jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 
This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
*flump*
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
FUCK 
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 

This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—

*flump*

AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE

FUCK 

WHAT IS THAT SMELL

IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE

FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

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theheadtheheartthetardis:

potterwholockchristmas:

nayx:

Why am I awake who summoned me

Maybe that means your soul mate is thinking about you

My soul mate needs to go the fuck to sleep

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"You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there’s still going to be somebody who hates peaches."

Dita Von Teese (via fawun)

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