sirpastydick:

idk about u but im feeling 22
pounds overweight

(via fake-mermaid)

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"The people who are meant to be in your life will always gravitate back towards you, no matter how far they wander."

Unknown (via soulsscrawl)

(Source: insatiablefeelings, via goldengoods)

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shortbreadofdoom:

“No matter where or how I meet you, I’ll fall in love with you. If I can meet you again, against the 6 billion to 1 odds, and even if your body can’t move, I’ll marry you.” - Hinata Hideki
by 紅雪:3日目東5 -ヘ31b

shortbreadofdoom:

No matter where or how I meet you, I’ll fall in love with you. If I can meet you again, against the 6 billion to 1 odds, and even if your body can’t move, I’ll marry you.” - Hinata Hideki

by 紅雪:3日目東5 -ヘ31b

(via smalltittyanime)

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kanyewesticle:

i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

(Source: kanyewesticle, via disorder)

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debt:

I play the keyboard in a band called The Internet

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(Source: katiebishop, via dutchster)

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boundtothewater:

She’s up all night to pet dogs
I’m up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet puppies

(via disorder)

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elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

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(Source: prototypicalnon-conformist, via disorder)

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"What’s the worst thing I’ve stolen? Probably little pieces of other people’s lives. Where I’ve either wasted their time or hurt them in some way. That’s the worst thing you can steal, the time of other people. You just can’t get that back."

(via mydemisee)

(Source: azlieh, via spunkyrampage)

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lillyfelizitas:

 

Repeat after me: I am a goddess. My spirit is towering, my soul is mighty, my breasts are magnificent and my shoes are super fucking cute.

(Source: dear-monday)

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tastefullyoffensive:

[aaragon]

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

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